How to make a really awesome wish!!!

Genies. They are awesome. how could a genie NOT be awesome: You rub their lamps, and they give you ANYTHING you want.

I myself have not yet encountered a genie... i've been waiting all my life and When that day comes, i'll be ready for his/her ass....

Now: how often do you a watch a movie where some people come across a genie( or evil le-pray-con), they ask for their "hearts desire", and then they get screwed, often times with the genie in the background laughing their asses off with that big ass golden hoop earring? It sucks, right? I would kick that genies' ass and then disrespect their lamp so bad that they would literally want to spend the rest of existence trapped inside it.... Now, it's taken me about thirty years to come up with a foolproof way to get exactly what I want from a genie. I've gone through every wish that I could possibly want granted and examined the result in my mind from as many angles as humanly possible. The worst wishes -and most dangerous - seem to be granted when the wisher is thinking Short Term, meaning that they are wanting a wish granted based on some incident/circumstances they are experiencing at the moment. That's dumb and could possibly get you an anus on your forehead.... You have to remember that life is constantly changing, and we are constantly changing... things will get better if you decide to do something about it... Its just matter of focusing on a better outcome for a situation.... or as Wayne Dyer says, you have to start to... Expect The Best. If you're gonna wish for a change in particular circumstances, then make damn sure its what you want.... Immortality is a common wish. This wish comes about from a fear of death, a fear of the unknown, a fear of life on the other side.... if there is such a thing.... Ok. Thats a waste of a wish and ill tell you why in a moment.... which is now: The dictionary definition of the word means " not subject to death". Now, to wish for immortality, you have to realize that you will continue to live on FOREVER. When the earth is finally swallowed up by the sun - which will happen - your ass is gonna be stuck floating in space with no oxygen.... your lungs bursting and healing, bursting and healing, forever..... you may come to a point where the pain from that becomes as normal as breathing.. which you also can't do in space.... Not to mention that you'll see all your loved ones pass away and you'll have nothing but memories of them... which will become distorted with time... and with a infinite lifespan ( actually, the word life span would not apply, because you can only apply a span to something thats gonna end), you'll become so many different people and see so many things and have lots of sex, with possibly men and women ( hey, you're immortal, so anybody that could have judged you is dust, right?) Also keep in mind that cancer cells are consider immortal, as they have a strange process by which they sustain their life... now, imagine being immortal... but with cancer... forever. So that wish sucks. Whats a better wish? Wish for a perfect body that doesn't get sick and stays string for as long as you live. That way, you can do everything you wanna do and be in perfect health, and then still pass away in peace. Your best bet when making a wish is to wish for abilities/superhuman powers. These are your best bet. With your superhuman powers, you can have whatever you want. So what to wish for? Flight? super human speed? Electricity? Telekinesis? Mind reading/thought control? Time travel? The list is literally endless, and the applications of said abilities are endless, so you can find a way to use your abilities to get what you want, without hurting others. I personally would use all three of my wishes on abilities, because I have everything I need right now and with abilities, i can easily get more of what I want.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........ You wanna wish for abilities to be safe... or a some kind of magical servant who can do ANYTHING and is totally at your command.... however, wouldn't that be just like a genie? You'd have to sit down and really decide what abilities you want your genie like servant to have.... So in that case... "Bee" careful what you ask for. Amir